Enter Darling Harmoniosness

Darling Bell: I now regret turning down my 147 marriage proposals now I'm
seeing Lady Mishap getting married.
Harmony of Hinterburne: Yes, she is rather taking many months to do so.
Darling Bell: She's leaving no detail unchecked.
Harmony of Hinterburne: Only she mite forget to check her groom is still
waiting for her when all the preparations are over.
Darling Bell: Yes, when will the preparations be over?
Harmony of Hinterburne: O long after the wedding's over. I think she has a
timetable for the rest of her life.
Darling Bell: I do hope she's penciled in a space for a possible armageddon.
It'd be a shame for all those plans to be disrupted too much.
Harmony of Hinterburne: She's no devotee to Nostradamus.
Darling Bell: Yes, according to his predictions I hear the world's to end in
just three days.
Harmony of Hinterburne: That's a long time for it to take.
Darling Bell: No, three days time.
Harmony of Hinterburne: Oh, I'd better pack them. Do you think they take
portmanteaus onto spaceships?
Darling Bell: I guess we'll have to see.
Harmony of Hinterburne: No one knows the time of the end they say.
Darling Bell: And yet they do say we're in the endtime at the moment.
Harmony of Hinterburne: What we need to do is to get 1000 and 86 people
and get them to predict a different date for the time of the end in the next 3
years.
Darling Bell: And what would that do?
Harmony of Hinterburne: Well, there would be one date left unchosen, so that
would be the time of the end that nobody knows.
Darling Bell: Good thinking. Now where do we get all those people from?
Harmony of Hinterburne: From the list of yor admirers would be a good start.
Darling Bell: Let me look in my book......Oh, yes, I have 1000 and 83. We can
fill in the rest with 3 of yor admirers.
Harmony of Hinterburne: Er, yes.......No, come to think of it I have only a
select amount of folowers.
Darling Bell: Realy? Namely who?
Harmony of Hinterburne: Namely myself.
Darling Bell: Oh, well, and there's me.
Harmony of Hinterburne: Maybe I could get Lord Slimly to break up with
Lady Mishap to make up the numbers.
Darling Bell: Well, that is bound to happen anyway.
Lady Mishap: Realy? I wasn't aware that was one of the things she was preparing for.