Enter Harmonios Darlingness

Darling Bell: Fancy a darjeeling?
Harmony Of Hinterburne: I don't mind if I DON'T.
Darling Bell: Oh? That's a trifle controversial.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Not in knowing circles. THERE coffee is the done thing.
Darling Bell: Realy? We're not all going to become Frenchified are we? I mean, I like
Frenchie butterflies but I wouldn't like them chasing ME.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: They'd require a rather large net.
Darling Bell: Not too large! You know I'm winsome so.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: I know, you're as waif as a wafer and not half so breakable.
Darling Bell: I'm even more willowy in my new dapper dress.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Rather! You bring back thoughts of Wimbledon.
Darling Bell: Without the tennis tho.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: That would be far too strenuos.
Darling Bell: We are sports for dancing tho.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Yes, have you been selected for the forthcoming Olympics?
Darling Bell: I don't believe Royal Berkshire are represented. Mrs. Primsunday had been
interested in competing in the crumpet eating class but she was doubly disappointed.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Don't tell me eating etiquette isn't included! What are things
coming to?
Darling Bell: And as for dapper dancing.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Yes?
Darling Bell: That's way back in the line of waiting behind the bogsnorkling.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: The decade is quite disasteros for sure!
Darling Bell: I know. Bring back book balancing I say.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Yes, it defines the lady's posture.
Darling Bell: Oh that's coming back a little.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Realy?
Darling Bell: Yes, in the leggings and stiletto coming back into fashion.
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Tho if we've found out they're in vogue they're probably on the
way out by now.
Darling Bell: I'm not that much behind the times am I?
Harmony Of Hinterburne: Are you kidding! You have a NEW flapper dress!