Enter Not Lord Slimly Yet

Lord Lazy: Yawn. Where's Slimly got to? We can't disappoint the P.M. He's
expecting a rebelion.
Lord Strawberry: I should think Slimly's on his way Olympian-like if I know HIM. As
for Spencer Pigeon, he'll be needing a new cabinet by the time we've finished and not
just for drinks.
Lord Lazy: What shall we do in Slimly's absence then?
Lord Strawberry: Oh, there's NO END to thing's WE'LL do?
Lord Lazy: Such as?
Lord Strawberry: Lord Posthumos?
Lord Posthumos: Why not ask Lord Raspberry? I was just having a snooze.
Lord Raspberry: There is the fruit cocktail trifle question to be resolved.
Lord Strawberry: Yes, those infernal brussel sprouts say we're only to have Strawberry and
raspberry trifles from now on. And who wants strawberry and raspberry?
Lord Raspberry: Yes, quite. Apparently the fruit cocktail doesn't include an actual cock's tail
Lord Strawberry: That must be since they made it vegetarian.
Lord Rasberry: Apparently, its false advertising or something.
Lord Posthumos: Advertising is becoming adverse they say.
Lord Strawberry: O you're back from the land of Nod are you?
Lord Raspberry: No, he's just lapsed again.
Lord Slimly: Whatto! Hope I didn't wake you.
Lord Strawberry: We were only trifling over something.
Lord Slimly: Sounds enthralling, but what about the starving millions?
Lord Raspberry: You mean the starving millionaires?
Lord Slimly: Yes, that's what I said.
Lord Strawberry: I've been working on that. I have a contact Lord Destitute who's had
dealings with the squat. The Old Buckwheat Barn. We've put in an offer to save it for
the needy in return for what we need.
Lord Slimly: Good thinking. Its the P.M's daughter Matilda's pet project. She and so he will
be thrilled.
Lord Lazy: Is the rebelion over then?!
Lord Slimly: O didn't see you there, Lazy, yes, indeed, until next time.
Lord Raspberry: What is on the cards for next time?
Lord Strawberry: There's the question of the Angel Delite.
Lord Slimly: The deliteful cream topping? The bed for the hundreds and thousands.
Lord Strawberry: Yes, the President has put forward a notion to rename it Agnostic Delite
or even Atheist Delite.
Lord Slimly: O they don't make presidents like they used to. We'll have to petition Old
Pigeon to put it to him on his Peace stroke War conference.
Lord Raspberry: How will we apply the pressure?
Lord Slimly: Just keep Lord Lazy and Lord Posthumos awake for one: We'll need all the
votes we can get.