Butler Burnett: In early today sire?
Lord Slimly: Yes, apparently I'm to make an announcement.
Butler Burnett: Realy? About what, may I ask?
Lord Slimly: Oh, I don't know yet, til Lady Mishap's told me. I'm merely her puppet.
Butler Burnett: Yes, I CAN imagine the strings.
Lord Slimly: Oh, burn it! I need a drink first!
Lady Gently: Drinks are very unbecoming at this time of day.
Lord Slimly: Why? Haven't they matured enough?
Lady Gently: They don't get time to by the look of how yo're pouring them.
Lord Slimly: It goes with the occupation I'm engaged in.
Lady Gently: Ah, yo're announcig the date today aren't you?
Lord Slimly: Is everyone in on this marriage, except me?
Lady Gently: Oh, I don't think the Butler's wise to events as yet.
Lord Slimly: Yes, I'll be filling him in later.
Lady Gently: After yo've filled yorself in with that cognac.
Lord Slimly: What can I say? I feel like a cartoon character that requires coloring in.
Lady Gently: Yo're very brave taking Lady Mishap on so.
Lord Slimly: You talk as if she were a formidable opponent.
Lady Gently: Oh, she would be in the divorce corts, so, if I were you, I'd get it rite at
the first attempt.
Lord Slimly: I'll try to, tho it feels forboding.
Lady Gently: Tho not forbidding. I know you can do it.
Lord Slimly: There are lots of things I CAN do, but I don't do any of those. They wold
be hi-ly innapropriate.
Lady Gently: I'm glad they wold be. Its good to have a husband who sacrifices.
Lord Slimly: Yes, I only hope I'm not the one sacrificed.
Lady Gently: Oh, no it won't come to that. Yo're not good enough for that.
Lord Slimly: Oh. Feel like I need another drink.
Lady Gently: Well, don't drink any more. I mite come to find you irresistable.
Lord Slimly: Because I'd become your ideal man?
Lady Gently: No, you'd become deliciosly disagreeable!
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