Thursday, 19 July 2012

Enter Two In Need Of One's Conversation

Lady Slush: I've been looking forward to having such a good talk with you.
Flaxlawna: Realy? What did you want to talk about?
Lady Slush: I have no idea.
Flaxlawna: I'm used to having no ideas inside my head. I need marriage to rescue me from
a life of empty headedness.
Lady Slush: Its usualy those I corner on my quest for marriage who get rescued in my world.
Flaxlawna: Interesting. I, myself, have made such an industry of idleness.
Lady Slush: Its a wonder you stay so slim.
Flaxlawna: O I ride out a lot, tho I let the horse do the most work you know.
Lady Slush: Naturaly I do. I've been horsing around after men since I was just a spring fillie.
Flaxlawna: They're not the be all an end all you know.
Lady Slush: I know.
Flaxlawna: Altho with the dream of marriage it often is the case of being it all or ending it
all.
Lady Slush: I feel as tho I've been ending it all for years.
Flaxlawna: Realy? You're so prettily plump. You need a man who sees that.
Lady Slush: O I fear these days he sees too much.
Flaxlawna: Haven't you been to weit watchers?
Lady Slush: I think I dined out on that idea once too often. I thout that every time one eat
something slimming one would lose weit.
Flaxlawna: So what was the result?
Lady Slush: I put on a stone in six months.
Flaxlawna: The fat cats at the food factory would have been pleased tho.
Lady Slush: Yes..We've had such a good talk seeing that we haven't anything to talk about.
Flaxlawna: Instead of doing the talking, BE the thing to be talked about.
Lady Slush: Who said that?
Flaxlawna: Me just now.    

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