Lord Slimly: Sometimes I feel as tho I was in a play.
Lord Romper (The Romper): I know I feel PLAYED at times.
Lord Slimly: It depends who one is playing as to whether this is pleasurable or not.
Lord Romper (The Romper): As long as I can still romp about nothing matters.
Lord Slimly: Being a soon to be married man, freedom is a forein concept to me now.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Yor romping days are well and truly past you. You can
watch me romp instead.
Lord Slimly: Just make sure the background isn't breakable.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Well I won't be launching myself within range of any
objet d'art!
Lord Slimly: I'll say Hallelujah to that!
Lord Romper (The Romper): I dare say you will.
Lord Slimly: I just did.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Yo're ahead of yorself then. Maybe yo've still got time
to breathe before yor nuptials take place.
Lord Slimly: I'm saving up breaths like a deep sea diver does.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Well you are entering deep water, my dear chap.
Lord Slimly: I'm thinking I'd like to free dive.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Well, come romping then with me just for one last time.
Lord Slimly: I'd rather ramble. I'm more a skirting round the edges kind of person.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Well, I'll break thru and you can pick up the pieces.
Lord Slimly: Who's set are we to invade then?
Lord Romper (The Romper): Tippy Gorgeous's. She's often invited me. Its time I
placed my card where it can't be missed.
Lord Slimly: I do hope we'll be delicate. I would rather be Lord Slimly than Lord Slimy.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Just watch me flirt. You know its my favorite sport.
Lord Slimly: Yes, and you keep coming back despite all the knockbacks.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Well, get in the grey ghost then!
Lord Slimly: Isn't it a silver ghost?
Lord Romper (The Romper): It was, but it had a little altercation with a chalk wagon.
Lord Slimly: Romped out of that one did you.
Lord Romper (The Romper): Not realy. It was coming from the tennis. The driver had
me game set and match!
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